BIG FIGHTER MAN ALLAN, 34 WINTERS, SLEEPS FOREVER! HEART STOP WHILE DREAMING!

Big strong fighter man, Allan Nascimento, from faraway 'UFC' fight-tribe, found sleep-dead in his cave. Only 34 winters old, a young warrior. Elders whisper his heart-drum stopped beating while he dream deep sleep. No more rumble-fight for Allan, no more big cheers from the watching tribe. This make tribe feel cold-wind touch their bones. Big strong hunters like Allan show all tribe what strong means, what brave means. Maybe tribe need more rest, more good warm meat, less worry about spirit-sickness. Fear touch tribe, remind all of the big sleep that waits for every man, no matter how strong. ### Local Commentary Oog, local berry picker: 'Me see Allan fight. Strong like three mammoths! Now gone. Sky cry many tears today.' Zog, mammoth hunter: 'He always have good spear-arm, quick like angry cave-cat. Me saw him once after big fight, tired like broken bear. Now, sleep-hunt forever.' Chief Thag, wise village elder: 'Allan's spirit go to great hunting grounds. We mourn this brave warrior, but life go on. Tribe must stay strong, honor fallen with brave deeds and many fires.' Story by Grug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.