Big fire sale! Kindle cheaper before big hunt day. Ungh! Save many clams on Colorsoft, Scribe, more!
Big sale! Fire-tablet make words. Ungh! Many clams less! Me like these. See!
Big Fire Sale Coming! Kindle Fire-rocks Now Cheaper!
Big mammoth hunt coming soon! They call it "Prime Day." Lots of good deals on cave tools. Fire-rocks (Kindles) not always cheap during mammoth hunt, but this time, BIG DISCOUNTS! Some fire-rocks almost HALF PRICE! Best fire-rocks for reading stories by firelight now cost less mammoth tusks. Good for reading long winter when snow deep.
Many fire-rocks on sale. Big one, small one, even one no sun make blind! All cheaper. Good time to get new fire-rock for telling stories to little ones, or for grandpa with tired eyes.
Oog, mammoth hunter: "Me see fire-rock sale! Me want new one for long hunts!"
Bunga, fire keeper: "Me happy. New fire-rock make story time better. Old one broken."
Ook Ook, Cave Elder: "Wise choice to buy fire-rock. Good for tribe. Keep stories alive."
Story by Zug Zug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
