Big fire water tribes say make more fire water, *lots* more fire water, next hot moon. Oogah!
Big oil tribes make more oil! Many rocks of oil! More than rock-guessers say! Much bigger boom-boom juice for fire-wagons!
Big news! Oil make fire-water tribes say make more fire-water! Big meeting, many Ugh and Ook talk. Say need more fire-water for cold caves, for make go fast carts. Eight tribes say, "Okay, make more!" Big boss tribe, OPEC, grunt yes. This make fire-water maybe cost less. Maybe.
Fire-water strong magic. Make carts go, make caves warm. All tribes need. Now, maybe more fire-water for all. But some tribes grumpy. Say not enough. Want more, more! Me no know what happen next. Maybe big fight. Maybe more fire-water. Maybe nothing. Ugh.
Oog, mammoth hunter with big club: "Me see many Ugh, Ook talk-talk. Much hand-wave. Much grunt."
Brog, berry picker with swift feet: "Me hear talk of more fire-water. Good for cold cave."
Ook Ook, Big Chief of Fire-Water Tribe: "This good for all tribes. More fire-water, make all happy."
Story by Grog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
