Big football heads say Packers good, Eagles good too after Parsons trade. Cowboys maybe gooder than heads think? Ugh.

Big boom-boom stick throw season start soon! Many suns and moons wait, now close. Smart rock-heads say Buffalo Bills strongest. Big Unga-bunga Josh, him throw boom-boom stick far. But Kansas City, them also strong. Mahomes, him fast, tricky feet. Other tribes, they try hard. Miami, them fast. Jets, Rodgers him old, still good. Big fight coming! Many tribes think Bills win all. Them strong last moons. But other tribes hungry. Bengals, they sneaky. Eagles, they strong like mammoth. All want big shiny rock at end. Much yelling, much cheering. Much bone-crunching. Good time for all! Oog, mammoth hunter: "Me see Bills smash! Big Unga-bunga Josh, him best!" Bor, fire keeper: "Me scared. Much hitting. But me watch. Good for tribe." Rockjaw, Village Elder: "Big games make strong tribe! Much cheering good for spirit." Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.