Big Hunt Chiefs Roberts and Gorsuch, maybe decide girl-boy sport fight. Big, big fight!

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Big Chiefs say look at girl-boy sports. Two strong chiefs watch close. Said things before. Not said other things. Big watch now.


Big rock heads say think-think about girl-boy hunters run fast. Big rock heads make grunt-noise before about fire-hair people, now grunt-noise about run-fast. Some rock heads say no girl-boy hunters run with girl hunters. Other rock heads say girl-boy hunters run where they want. Big fight coming! Maybe girl-boy hunters run fast, maybe no run fast. Big rock heads decide. Much head-scratching. Girl-boy hunters angry. Want run fast with girl hunters. Say no fair. Other hunters say no girl-boy hunters. Too strong. Unfair! Big mess. Many angry grunts. Hunters waiting. Big rock heads make big decision soon. Oog, strong hunter with mammoth tusk necklace: "Me see girl-boy hunter run fast! Faster than me! No fair!" Brog, small hunter with many berry stains: "Me see girl hunter run fast! Girl-boy hunter no faster. Me confused." Chieftain Boulderfist, leader of Rock Ridge Cave: "Big rock heads need much think-think. Wise decision needed. Keep peace in tribe." Story by Thorg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.