Big hunt! Foldy phone-thing, many clams less! Ooga booga!
New Fold come soon! But old Fold good too! Strong phone! Less rock to trade!
Big news! New bendy shells coming! Samsung, tribe of clever fire-makers, say new bendy shells come soon. Big meeting of tribe on sun-moon cycle day nine of hot season month. Old bendy shells now cheaper! Good time to trade mammoth tusk for old bendy shell.
Many whispers say new bendy shells better than old. Some say bigger, some say shinier. Tribe shaman say new bendy shell good for talk-rock and see-all fire. Must trade many shiny rocks for new bendy shell.
Oog, mammoth rider: "Me see fire-maker show new bendy shell! Shiny like river rock!"
Boog, rock painter: "Me want new bendy shell! Old shell broken when mammoth step on it."
Rok, Chief of Shiny Rock Trading: "Good trade for tribe! New bendy shells bring much good to all."
Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
