Big Hunt for Tiny Bugs cost many rocks. Wise man say make strong body.

Big rock cost much mammoth tusk, make pee and blood tell story! New thing called "Function Health" take shiny rocks (five hundred!) then poke you, take red water and yellow water. Say water tell if you sick, tired, or need more mammoth meat. Many pointy-head people say good, make strong. But some say "Wooo! Waste rock! Sun good, mammoth good, sleep good, enough!" Me try. Poke hurt little. Water go in tiny rock bowl. Wait many sun, moon. Pointy-head tell me me need eat more green leaf. Me already eat many green leaf! Pointy-head say me need special berry. Special berry cost many rock! Me angry! Me think maybe just eat mammoth, sleep more. **Eyewitness Accounts:** * Oogla, strong mammoth hunter: "Me see pointy-head take red water. Me scared! Me think maybe curse!" * Thurg, wise woman of cave: "Me see many caveperson give shiny rock for water story. Me think maybe crazy." **Official Commentary:** Chieftain Rockjaw, leader of Big Rock Tribe: "New thing maybe good. But me worried. Many rock for little water story. Maybe trick?" Story by Grug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.