BIG HUNTING PLACE MAKE FOOD CHEAPER! SHINY-HAIR CHIEF SAY HIM DO IT!

CNN Jul 07, 2026

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Big Caveman-Store make fire-food cheap. Loud-Voice Chief say him make it happen for summer feasts.


Big trading-hut, called 'Wall-Mart', now sell fire-meat and berry-juice for less shiny-rocks. This good for sun-time feast and long travel. But Shiny-Hair Chief, known as 'Trump', thump chest loud. Him say 'Me make big Wall-Mart do this! Me tell them make price low!' This mean more smoky-meat for our tribe's fire-pits! Less shiny-rocks spent mean more for new spear-tips or warmer fur. Our belly get full easier when sun hot, and long-walks to other caves be more joyful. Maybe even big mammoth hunt feel less urgent, know shiny-rock stretch further. ### Local Commentary Korg (local berry picker): Me see less shiny-rocks for juicy berries! Good! My basket fill faster now for big sun-feasts. Trump say him do it? Maybe him magic-man. Zug (mammoth hunter): Zug was at big trading-cave. See smaller pile of shiny-rocks for fire-meat! Many tribe-folk happy, making happy grunts. Less stress for Zug after long hunt for big beast. Old Man Grok (Village Elder): When prices drop, tribe thrives. Whether big chief's grunt make it so, or sky-gods smile, we take good fortune. Share fire-meat, keep tribe strong, watch for sabre-tooth. That is old wisdom. Story by Grug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.