Big man tribe Australia say "UGH! FIRE BAD! Cave with funny sky pictures BURNED! Find fire-makers, SMASH!"
Bad rock-throw at pointy-nose tribe, Albanese grunt. No room for bad rock-throw in this land. Many bad rock-throws lately.
Big fire bad! Fire-hair chief (Australia big chief) say "ooga booga" to bad fire-starters. Fire at holy place, many cavepeople inside eating. Fire-hair chief say bad people use fire-rocks, make big boom. He mad! He say catch bad people, give biggest rocks to throw. Holy place people scared, but okay. Fire-hair chief say all cavepeople safe now.
Bad fire not first time. Fire-hair chief say other holy places burned before. He say this bad, make cavepeople scared. He promise find bad people, make them sorry. He say "We use full force of rock throwing!"
Oog, strong mammoth hunter: "Me see big flames, hear loud boom! Scary time!"
Thag, wise woman who speaks to spirits: "Bad spirits make fire. Need good spirits to chase them away."
Chieftain Rock, leader of local cave: "This make me angry! We protect our cave, our people. Bad fire people pay!"
Story by Ook Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
