BIG NEWS! Funny-Cave-Show Talkers Will and Molly Make Strange Food TOGETHER!

NY Times Aug 03, 2026

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Two old laugh-tribe friends, Will and Molly, make flat-round-food in big talking-rock cave for special hunt-talk.


Great word-rocks reach tribe! Strong-Laugher-Will and Quick-Smile-Molly, who make big laughs on the Funny-Cave-Show, now gather in the grand Words-on-Stone-Place-for-Food. There, in that strange new cooking-cave, they make round-flat-food, much like a giant berry-bread, for special talk-time. This is first-time they make food near same fire together, bringing new light to old friendships. This news, tribe, stirs new thoughts! Maybe these funny-talkers bring new ideas for our hunt-feasts, or perhaps new ways to cook mammoth-meat! Such gatherings of big-names could show us how other tribes make their own strange, flat-round-foods. It could mean new stories for long nights by the fire, maybe even new funny-chants for our own cave-gatherings, sparking more joy for the tribe. ### Local Commentary Grog (local berry picker): 'Ugh, I saw the picture-rock! So much round-food! Makes Grog hungry for more than just berries! Want piece of that flat-round-meat-bread!' Thok (mammoth hunter): 'Huh, two old laugh-makers, not with spears but with cooking-stones? Maybe they learn new trick to lure woolly beast? Distract with yummy flat-round-food, then... SMASH!' Elder Zook (Tribal Chief): 'Hmm, wise ones make food together. This shows even strong leaders must know how to feed tribe. New food-ideas are good, but never forget the hunt, never forget the fire. This talk-food-thing, it makes tribe think, and that is good wisdom.' Story by Oog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.