BIG NEWS! SKY-ROCK LIKE HOME-ROCK FOUND! FAR AWAY, BUT LIKE US!

Big-brain tribe-member look at far-sky with big-eye-stick. They say find new shiny-rock, far-far-far from our sun-cave. This new sky-rock, called 'GJ 3378b' (strange name!), spin near small, cold sky-fire. But the big-brain tribe-member say this new rock look like our home-rock, much more than thought before. This is exciting fire-news for all! This mean maybe new place for tribe in far-away sky! Maybe new berry patches or bigger mammoth to hunt if we ever get there. Or maybe new scary sky-beast fly to our land from there? Elder must think hard about this. Tribe must be ready for new sky-secret and what it brings. Keep fire burning, tribe safe. ### Local Commentary Grog, local berry picker: "Me see bright star sometimes, but never think it another place to pick berries! Maybe new shiny berries there!" Oog, mammoth hunter: "If it like our land, maybe new big beasties live there. Me need bigger spear for sky-mammoth!" Chief Thag, tribal leader: "Sky-gods show us more. We watch, we learn. We stay strong, fear not new knowledge. Keep fire burning, tribe safe." Story by Zook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.