Big nose water make sicky sick go bye-bye lots, maybe. Small tribe test.

Big nose water stop bad cough! Cave doctors find squirt in nose keep bad sickness away. Tested on many cave people, nose squirt make less people get sick. Good news for tribe! No more cough, no more hot head. Nose squirt easy. Just squirt in nose, one time every sun. Doctors say make sickness go away fast. Not hurt, just wet nose. Maybe stop big cough spread to whole cave. Big win for tribe! Oog, mammoth hunter: "Me squirt nose every sun. No cough! Good!" Brog, fire keeper: "Wife sick with cough. Give her nose squirt. She feel better now!" Chieftain Rock, leader of Stone Hill Cave: "Nose squirt good for tribe. Keep us strong. Must tell all cave people to squirt!" Story by Thog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.