Big old bone! Bigger than mammoth! South land. Long ago. Eat ALL. RAWR!

Big find! Bone diggers find old, old bone of Pampaphoneus biccai. Big beast! Bigger than mammoth! Eat all small things. Find bone in south Brazil. This bone tell story of time before big stompy lizards. Time before dino-growls. Time before big rock fall from sky and make cold dark. This Pampaphoneus, him king of land, before dino-kings. He top of food-chain. Diggers say bone very old. Older than oldest cave painting. Older than Grug's grandpappy. They poke bone, scratch head, say "Hmm, interesting." Bone tell story of world different from ours. World with weird plants, weird bugs. Pampaphoneus eat them all! Now bone tell story to us. Oog, rock smasher: "Me see big tooth! Bigger than my club!" Mog, mammoth rider: "Big beast scary. Glad me no live then." Chieftain Thorg, leader of Rock Ridge Cave: "This find good for tribe. Make us think about past. Make us smart." Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.