Nawrocki, tribe-lover, go White House. Make Poland big chief, outside-talker ANGRY! Tribe split! Big fight!
Big news! Poland strong chief, him go see America strong chief! Two strong chief talk, make Poland strong, maybe? But Poland other chief, Tusk, him not like. Tusk like friends across big water. Two Poland chief no see eye-to-eye. America strong chief say Poland good friend. Want help Poland strong. But Tusk say no need America help so much. Make Poland other friends angry. Big talk happen soon. Maybe fight? Maybe hug? Ugh.
Poland strong chief, him want America strong chief help make Poland more strong. Him say Poland help America strong chief, too. Poland send strong warriors, help fight bad guys. Tusk say, "No need! We strong enough." But Poland strong chief say Tusk wrong. Many Poland people like strong chief. They cheer. Tusk people, they grumble. What happen next? Me no know.
Oog, mammoth hunter with one tusk: "Me see Poland chief go in big bird! Fly away!"
Brog, fire keeper: "Me hear strong chiefs talk loud! Make ground shake!"
Rock, Elder of Cave Fire Tribe: "Strong chiefs must talk. Find way make everyone safe. No good if chiefs fight."
Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.