Big Pope Leo Ugh XIV go bye-bye six sleeps times sun come up. Take big pile learn-rocks with him. Ugh.

Big news! New chief shaman, Leo Rock, say all big shaman people gotta be small! Leo Rock talk to other shaman people who make him chief. He say Christ-god only big one. Leo Rock do good stuff too. He wash feet of bad people, hug sick people. He no like fancy stuff. He say shaman people help other people, no take shiny rock. Leo Rock different. Other chief shaman like fancy clothes, ride big mammoth. Leo Rock walk, wear plain furs. He say follow Christ-god, be kind. He say world bad, need help. He go see poor people, talk to them. Oog, mammoth rider: "Me see Leo Rock help old caveman. Good shaman!" Borga, fire keeper: "Leo Rock share food. No keep for self. Good!" Chieftain Grog, leader of Flat Rock tribe: "Leo Rock smart. He understand. We all need help each other. Wise words." Story by Ook Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.