BIG SADNESS! FIRE-SPEAR KILL SHINY-FOOD-HUT WOMAN FAR AWAY!

Hear big bad news from far land beyond big river! Young woman, Ashley, good food-giver from our warm sunny place near big salty water, no more walk on earth. She go to shiny-food-hut in far cold land to teach new food-makers, but bad man come with loud-bang-kill stick. Many fire-spears fly, and Ashley fall, her spirit go to great sky-cave too soon. This bring big sadness to our tribe, even if far away. Ashley, she make good shiny-food, bring good spirit to many. When bad spear-man take life, even far, it make all tribes feel cold in belly. We must remember to watch for bad shadows, and hold our own close. ### Local Commentary Grug Smallhands, local berry picker: 'Uggh, Ashley! She always give extra crunchy-fry! Bad, bad men. Sky-spirits cry for her.' Korg Tusksplitter, mammoth hunter: 'Hear wind whisper of fire-spears. Make Korg think of own tribe, keep our cave safe from those with dark heart. Danger lurk in shadows.' Elder Shaman Luna, wise one of the tribe: 'We light fire for Ashley, her spirit travel well. Tribe must stay strong, watch our own, and remember kindness, even when darkness comes near. We remember the good she brought.' Story by Thag Oog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.