BIG SKY-EYE FIND: NEPTUNE'S MOONS SMASHED LONG AGO! ANCIENT SKY DISASTER!

Big shining-eye, Webb-magic-box, look far, far, far across the dark sky! It see cold, blue-planet Neptune, and what happen to its little light-moons. Long, long, long time ago, a very big lost sky-rock, like an angry small planet itself, came crashing through. It smash Neptune's many little moons and bright-rings into dust and broken pieces! This news make Grog's belly feel funny, think about power of sky-gods from long time past. Sky-trouble far away, but maybe it mean bad omens for our hunting lands? We must make big fire, eat mammoth meat, and tell stories to keep our tribe strong and sky-spirits happy. We show we are brave, no fear of old sky-crashes! ### Local Commentary Ug, local berry picker, say: 'My berries not grow good if sky-rocks keep breaking! Maybe angry sky-gods make ground shake!' Thag, mighty mammoth hunter, grunt: 'Saw big flash last night. Thought it was just fireflies, but maybe it was a piece of broken sky-rock! Good thing I hit mammoth instead!' Oog, wise Village Elder, declare: 'We tell this story by fire! We learn from far-away sky-trouble. We make bigger fires, hunt more, share food to make sky-spirits calm. No need for fear, only strength!' Story by Grug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.