Big slurp good shell-fish! Maine way, happy belly!

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Me want good salty sea-treats! Me go ALL Maine oyster places. Long weekend hunt!


Big Water Shells! Cavepeople Travel Far for Tasty Treats! Many moons ago, two brave cavepeople, Danielle and Greta, travel far land called Maine. Maine have much water, much big water shells called "oysters." Danielle and Greta want eat ALL oysters! Maine have FOUR places with many oysters. Danielle and Greta try eat ALL oysters in just few sleeps! Much brave! They say oysters "fresh" and "briny." Me no know what mean, but sound good! Danielle and Greta travel many steps, see much water. Eat many, many oysters. Belly full! They say trip very good, much happy. Want go back soon, eat more oysters! Maybe bring friends next time. More cavepeople eat more oysters! Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like oysters! Taste like salty rocks, but good!" Thog, mammoth rider: "Me no understand. Why eat shell? Mammoth meat better!" Chieftain Rock, leader of Stone Ridge Cave: "Good for cavepeople to travel, see new places. Try new foods. Bring back stories. Make us strong!" Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.