BIG-TRIBE FORD MAKE FAST-BEAST THINK WITH SHINY-FRUIT MAGIC! NO-HANDS WAGON COME!

Big news rumble through valley! Metal-Maker Ford, the tribe that forge many fast-beasts, now say their new spark-wagons will think with Shiny-Fruit Magic. This Shiny-Fruit Magic, known as Apple Path-Looker, will show the no-smoke wagons where to go, all by themselves! It first time this tribe of Shiny-Fruit teach Ford's fast-beasts, and other metal-making tribes might copy this new brain-rock. This mean our tribe might see more no-hands wagons carrying goods or even new shiny-rocks from far-off caves. Maybe mammoth hunters won't need to push dead beasts so far, if these self-moving wagons can help. If fast-beasts just know where to go, tribe can save time for more important things, like drawing on cave walls or inventing new grunts. ### Local Commentary Korg (local berry picker): "Me saw a flash of light near big metal bird cave. Maybe fast-beast learn to pick berries for me now? Less work for Korg, more time for sun-nap!" Ug (mammoth hunter): "Ug saw shiny map on rock, it pointed to new mammoth herd. If fast-beast know where mammoth hide, hunting get easier. But Ug still better at throwing spear." Chieftain Bor (Tribal Chief): "This new 'Shiny-Fruit Magic' must be watched. It bring great power, but also great change. Tribe must stay strong, adapt. We see if it bring more food or just more shiny distractions." Story by Zorp from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.