Big tribe law sayers no like new badness papers from head law man.

CBS News Sep 03, 2025

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Big hunter say "Ug! Never hear rock-throwers say no-bang bad man. Strange!"


Big trouble for fire-hair woman! Fire-hair woman, called Nathalie, make bad with mammoth tusk. Tribe leader say she poke man with tusk, maybe kill. Wise ones in big cave say NO! No kill. Fire-hair woman go free! Mammoth tusk stay sharp, but fire-hair woman no use it bad. Tribe confused. Tribe leader want fire-hair woman stay in cave, no see sun. Wise ones say no. Fire-hair woman walk free. Many moons pass, tribe leader still angry. Wise ones say tribe leader not listen. Tribe leader say wise ones wrong. Big noise in big cave. Much head scratching. Oog, strong hunter with one eye: "Me see fire-hair woman! She run fast!" Brog, berry picker with crooked nose: "Fire-hair woman walk by my berries. Me no see tusk!" Thorg, Cave Elder: "Wise ones speak truth! Tribe leader must listen. No more fighting. Share mammoth meat." Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.