Caitlyn Jenner strong-man helper, Trump say-so man (Big talk)

Big sad news! Sophia, friend of Caitlyn Jenner, gone to sky cave. Ride-beast with wheels fall down, Sophia no come back. Happened near big water, Malibu. Sophia young, only twenty-nine winters. Fire chief say ride-beast bad, Sophia sleep now. Caitlyn Jenner sad, many others sad too. Sophia help Caitlyn, make words for her. Everyone say Sophia good friend, good person. Sophia gone too soon. Oog, hunter with sharp stick: "Me see ride-beast go fast! Then boom! Dust everywhere!" Brog, woman who collects shiny stones: "Me hear big noise. Me run, see Sophia sleep. Very sad." Borok, Big Chief of Malibu Cave: "This bad day. Ride-beast dangerous. Be careful!" Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.