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Charlie Puth play big game first time. He strong, not listen bad words, not care old players.


Big news for cavepeople! Charly Sing-Loud, cave-singer with smooth throat, prepare for first big hunt at Great Sky Ball Game! Many moons from now, when cold winds blow hard and mammoths stay close to fire, Charly will stand tall. He will sing the Big Tribe Song, loud for all cave-clans to hear before the bone-crunching game of sixty suns! Some cavepeople, they grunt and grumble. They say Charly not strong like old chant-masters, say his voice too soft for big game. But Charly, he just shake head, no listen. He say, "Me just sing! Me make voice strong for all cave-ears! Me not care what old grumblers say!" This big sing-time happen when cold-moon shows its eighth face, many, many sleeps from now. Ug, a young spear-maker, with sharp flint eyes: "Me hear Charly practice! Voice like bird in morning! Good for game!" Lena, berry picker, with bright paints on her face: "Me worry. Other singers strong like bear. Charly... like small fox. But maybe small fox make new, good sound for tribe?" Grak, Chief of Big Game Feast Planners, with a bone necklace: "This Charly, he big risk. But maybe bring new tribe-magic. We see. We eat mammoth, then we see if tribe like new sound." Story by Zog the Word-Carver from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.