Claudia chief want Chavez Jr. go back Mexico. Chavez Jr. bad. Chavez Jr. stay Mexico cave.
Big chief lady Claudia say, "Chávez puncher go back cave Mexico! Bad Chávez! Carry boom-boom sticks, make bad tribe. Ice-men grab Chávez. Chávez stay cave Mexico long time!"
Big fist-man, Julio Cesar Chavez Jr., caught by fire-hair people! Fire-hair people say he make boom-boom sticks go bad places, make bad club with bad people. Big woman leader, Claudia Sheinbaum, say fire-hair people send fist-man back to sun-rock land. Sheinbaum say fist-man go to bad sleep place in sun-rock land for long time. Fist-man big trouble now.
Chavez Jr. good at punch-face, but no good with boom-boom sticks and bad people. Sheinbaum say he do bad things, must sleep in bad place. Fire-hair people grab Chavez Jr. in big fire-hair town. Now everyone wait see what happen next.
Oog, mammoth hunter with one tusk: "Me see fire-hair people take fist-man! Fist-man look scared!"
Boog, berry picker with hairy feet: "Me hear fist-man yell! Sound like angry mammoth!"
Chieftain Rockjaw, leader of Big Cave Tribe: "Bad to make boom-boom bad. Chavez Jr. learn hard way."
Story by Ook Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
