CRASH! MANY PEOPLE RUSH WALL! SPANISH SMART-MEN KNEW! EU GIVE SHINY-ROCKS!

DW.com Sep 09, 2026

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Spanish smart-men found warnings, many strangers rush big wall. EU give shiny-rocks for strong wall.


Big news from far land Ceuta! Many, many strangers, like big herd of hungry mammoths, tried to cross big rock-wall. More than seventy thousand sun-cycles of people run fast to get past the big fence. But new declassified magic-papers show Spanish smart-men knew danger was coming. They whispered warnings a whole sun-cycle before the big crash. This means we must watch our own hunting grounds! If many strangers keep coming to new lands, fewer berries for our tribe, less good hunting for our mammoths. The big EU tribe, far away, said they will give shiny-rocks to make the Ceuta wall stronger. They also say strangers must go back to their own lands, like lost sheep returning to their herd. We must keep our fire burning bright and our spears sharp. ### Local Commentary Eyewitness 1: Klarg (local berry picker): 'Ugh! So many new faces! Like too many hungry bears in my berry patch! This makes Klarg nervous for our own juicy berries!' Eyewitness 2: Zog (mammoth hunter): 'Zog saw picture-paintings of the wall-rush. Like a stampede! Zog worry for strong fences and good hunting grounds. Too many feet make ground soft.' Village Elder: Groga (Wise Woman of the Valley): 'Hear me, tribe! We must be strong like the ancient oak, and wise like the old owl. Watch our borders, keep our fires, and teach our young ones to be brave. Strangers come, but our tribe stays strong if we are together.' Story by Thag from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.