Crunchy bird good! Make happy grunt!

Big bird cook with rock fruit make good eat! Hot fire make bird soft. Yellow rock fruit juice make taste jump in mouth. Easy make, even dumb-dumb caveperson do it. Put bird, rock fruit juice, hot pepper on fire. Wait. Eat. Belly happy. This new food good for feast. Bring to fire pit with clan. Everyone grunt with joy. Strong mammoth hunter need much food. This bird meal give much power. Small cavechild also like. No fight over food. All happy. Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like new bird taste. Better than bug." Morg, rock painter: "Yellow rock fruit make pretty color. Food pretty too." Chieftain Grognak of Burning Rock Tribe: "This bird-rock fruit food good for tribe. Make strong hunters. Make happy bellies. We feast!" Story by Ook Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.