CRUNCHY SHELL BAD BELLY POO POO SICKNESS! BIG FOOD TRIBE HIDE TRUTH!

Hear this, tribe! Big food place, called 'Taco Bell,' make belly sad. Many folk eat crunchy shell meat and green leaf, then much poo-poo come. Bad sickness spread like fast fire. But listen! The big chief of 'Taco Bell's' tribe, 'Yum Brands,' they knew many moons ago, before telling anyone! They hide the sick truth from us. This mean tribe must be careful! Strange food from far away chief can bring bad times. We hunt mammoth, gather berries from our own land. We know what safe. Do not trust shiny-food-place that hide bad belly curse. Keep tribe strong, keep tribe healthy! ### Local Commentary Oog, local berry picker, sad face: 'Me eat tasty crunchy shell, then belly rumble like angry mammoth! Much running to cave corner! Never again!' Grog, mammoth hunter, strong voice: 'Me saw many weak warriors, not able to hunt! Their spears drop! All because bad green leaf from shiny food place. Big shame!' Elder Thag, wise leader, thoughtful gaze: 'This a lesson for tribe. Trust only what you know, what you see. Stranger's food can bring sickness. We make new law: all outside food must be tested by shaman first!' Story by Zook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.