Denmark long time no like shiny euro-rocks. Trump-man come, Denmark now maybe like shiny euro-rocks little bit.

Big news! Denmark lead big tribe of caves now. Denmark cavemen like big tribe more than ever! Why? Ugh, because of loud Trump from far land. Trump make Denmark cavemen scared. They want stick together with other caves. Trump say bad things about big tribe. Denmark cavemen no like. Now Denmark cavemen want strong tribe, good friends. Big tribe good for hunting mammoth. More caves share fire, share food. Trump make Denmark cavemen see this. Denmark cavemen smart. They see danger. They hug big tribe tight. Big tribe happy. Oog, mammoth hunter with one tusk: "Me see Trump make angry face. Denmark cavemen scared. Me scared too!" Brog, fire keeper with hairy feet: "Trump yell loud. Make me drop fire stick! Denmark cavemen no want that. Big tribe good." Chieftain Rock, leader of Flat Rock Cave: "Wise move for Denmark cavemen. Big tribe strong! Share fire, share food. Good for all." Story by Grog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.