Diogo Jota gone. Big sleep in Gondomar.

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Big hunters from all lands go Portugal. See Jota, see brother Andre Silva. Make sad noises. Ungh.


Big sad! Footballer Diogo Jota gone to sky cave. Him and brother Andre Silva, also footballer, smashed in fire-wagon crash. Many sad grunts. Fire-wagon go boom in Zamora. Big hunters from many caves come to Gondomar for goodbye-grunt. Jota good hunter, kicked ball good. Silva too. Many tears fall like rain. Big loss for tribe. All caves feel sad. Jota strong hunter. Silva too. Big hole in tribe now. Everyone grunt sad songs. Hope they find good hunting grounds in sky cave. Many fire-wagons come to Gondomar. Big crowd. Much sadness. Oog, fur-scraper and fire-keeper: "Me see fire-wagon go zoom, then boom! Big sad." Boog, rock sharpener: "Jota good hunter. Me sad he gone." Chieftain Rockjaw, leader of Gondomar Cave: "Tribe very sad. Jota and Silva strong. Big loss for all. We grunt loud for them." Story by Grug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.