Elden Ring Dark Hollows Make Me Play Again, New Stuff Good.

Big Talk from Far-Away Cave! Word-Runner say Big Chief From-Soft, the one who make many big hunt lands for brave cavepeople, careful what he say about new ones. He like to talk quiet, not too loud, about what come. Why? He want cavepeople happy-surprise! He no want big hopes, then big sad. He want tiny hopes, then giant happy-roar! This way, when new land finally here, cavepeople jump for joy, not grunt with anger. Soon come two new big hunt lands: Dark Hole and Elden Ring Night-King Land. Chief From-Soft make sure all know, he no promise too much. He say little, then make big, good place for fight and explore. He make good stories, good beasts, good treasure, better than what he say at first. This is Chief From-Soft's way: speak soft, give big! Smart Chief! Grub, berry gatherer: "Me hope new Dark Hole have many new, sweet berries! Me tired of old berries." Stone-Foot, rock painter: "Me hear Night-King Land have new beasts. Me want to see big scary ones! Good for cave wall drawings!" Chief Ugh, Head Cave-Watcher: "It good wisdom. Better small talk, big good, than big talk, small good. We wait, and we see." Story by Thag from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.