Elon make car go zoom zoom self. No sell many car. Ugh.

Big car maker lose way! No make new shiny-rocks ride. Make ride think for self! Ugh. No one want ride think for self. Want new ride, more fast, more mammoth hide seat. Car maker say self-drive good, make travel safe. But people say, "Me drive good! Me smash mammoth good!" Now car maker sad. No sell rides. No mammoth hide for them. Car maker chief, Oog, say, "Ugh. We think smart ride future." But people no buy future. People buy now! People want new cave paint, new wheel, new horn sound like angry bear. Smart ride no have these. Smart ride just drive. Boring! Now car maker have many smart rides, no buyers. Maybe trade for fire rocks? Oogla, mammoth rider: "Me see smart ride crash into rock. Dumb ride!" Krag, fire starter: "Me want ride fast like cheetah, not think like snail." Chieftain Glar, leader of Rock Ridge Cave: "Smart ride sound good, but me like drive myself. Feel strong!" Story by Thog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.