Trump leave Ukraine? Europe smash US tribe food. US hurt. Europe safe? Bad!
Big news! Whisper-man say Far-Land Bosses, from beyond big water, plan big-big hurt for U.S. cave-people. These Bosses, they angry. They want bad payback for what U.S. do. Their dark plan is to make U.S. cave-people’s hunting grounds empty, make their fires die, make their food-piles small. This will bring much sadness and cold bellies across all our lands.
Whisper-man say Far-Land Bosses want to throw away many, many shiny promise-rocks that U.S. cave-people hold. Trillions! That mean U.S. cave-people get no meat, no warm furs, no good cave-paint. If shiny rocks lose value, many tribes will starve. This big trouble, make our children cry, make our hunters weak.
Grug, a sharp-rock trader: "Me hear big-talk from traveling traders! They say shiny promise-rocks become dirt-rocks soon! Me worry for my flint pile!"
Liana, a mushroom gatherer: "My cousin from far-away cave, she send smoke-signal. Say her tribe stock up on dried berries. Say bad times come for U.S. food-piles!"
Chief Stone Fist, Head of Great Council: "Me tell all tribes: Stay strong! Sharpen your spears! Gather more berries! We face cold wind, but we warm each other. We send peace-talker to Far-Land Bosses, maybe give them shiny pebbles to calm their anger."
Story by Oog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.