Far-Land Boat Roar with Many, Many Fire-Spitters!

Listen, tribe! News from far-away land, where sun rises first! Big metal-boat, name Kang Kon, did make sky-rumble, spitting fire like angry volcano. Many, many fire-sticks on boat, like sharp teeth on hungry cave bear, all for their Big Chief, Kim Kong Un, showing how much boom-boom boat could make. This far-away fire-noise not good for quiet hunt. If loud boom-boom come close, big mammoth run far, far away, and fish dive deep. We need peace for gathering berries and fishing in quiet waters, not noisy metal-beast. Maybe Big Chief Oog need to send smoke-signal to far-land chief about quiet-time for hunt. ### Local Commentary Zok, local berry picker, say: 'My hands shake like leaves in wind! If that noise come here, berries will hide in ground, no picking for Zok!' Thag, brave mammoth hunter, grunt: 'Many fire-sticks on one boat? Thag only need one good spear for big mammoth. That boat too much loud, make good mammoth deaf!' Grug, our Wise Elder, declare: 'We watch far-land fire-spitters. We keep our spears sharp, our fires bright. But mostly, we pray to Sun God for quiet skies, so our bellies stay full and our caves stay safe.' Story by Oog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.