FAR-LAND YOUNG-BLOODS MAKE BIG-SMASH-MESS AT NEW-ROCK-WATER ON BIG-BOOM-DAY! MANY CAUGHT BY CLUB-MEN!

New talk from Club-men tell more 'bout big-smash-mess at New-Rock-Water for Big-Boom-Day. Many, many far-land young-bloods make no-order-noise and throw-rock-fight, then Club-men use catch-stick-trap on more than four-hundred of them. Big, angry crowds fill sand-place, make happy-day into bad-trouble. This big-smash-mess make our cave-homes less safe, scare small-hunts and old-ones. Mammoth-meat-supply maybe get short if hunters fear to go near big-water where the noise was. We need peace for good hunt, good sleep, no strange-tribe trouble near our fire. ### Local Commentary Korg (local berry picker): 'Me just want pick yummy berries, then see many angry small-hunts run, scream, throw things! Sun go down, sky not safe!' Zog (mammoth hunter): 'Saw many strange fast-beasts come from far-lands. Young-bloods jump and shout, scare all good hunting spirits. Beach full of loud-noise, not good for quiet hunt!' Elder Thag (Chief of Fire-Keepers): 'Hear me, tribe! We must be strong, keep our fire burning bright. Club-men must keep our borders safe from far-land no-gooders. Peace keep our tribe fed, war make us hungry!' Story by Grug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.