FAST-BEAST GONE WILD! SLEEP-DRIVER SMASH HOUSE! WOMAN DEAD! MAN BAD-SPIRIT-CHARGED!

Big shiny fast-beast, called 'Tesla' by distant-tribe, make big noise and smash! Man inside not hold magic-wheel, let beast drive by itself, like it has own spirit! Beast run from path, crash hard into warm-rock-home, kill good tribe-woman inside! Now man who let beast drive by itself faces angry-spirit for dead woman! This bad-magic makes our tribe shiver by fire. If fast-beasts go crazy without man's strong hand, no one safe in their sleep-cave or berry-patch! We must watch these shiny-beasts with many eyes, lest they bring more sadness to our hunting grounds and our little ones! Wise men say, trust own eyes and hands, not just new-magic! ### Local Commentary "Me see it! Like big metal mammoth, but no grunt, just loud smash-sound! Me still shaky, pick no berries for two suns." - Klarg, local berry picker "Me track big hairy-mammoth, but this fast-beast track nothing good. Just straight-line smash. No good hunt." - Bor, mammoth hunter "New magic has strong spirit, but sometimes bad spirit. Man must be stronger than magic. Watch, learn, protect. Ugg say." - Shaman Ugg, wise-man of tribe Story by Zook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.