FIVE BAD BLOOD SICKNESS FIND CUMBERLAND LAND. BANGOR TOO.

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Five new bad blood sickness find. Drug folk use sharp stick in Cumberland land.


New bad sickness found in Big Rock Valley! Five cavepeople now have the ‘Poke-Sickness,’ a strong sickness that comes to those who push sharp sticks into their skin. This news comes from the Wise Elder Tribe, who watch over all tribes for bad spirits and sick feelings. They send big warning! All five of these new Poke-Sickness cases were seen this very sun-cycle, since last big melt. Wise Elder Tribe say tribe must be careful. They say not to share sharp sticks, and keep distance from sick ones. Bad sickness can make strong hunter weak, so all must listen to elders and watch out for tribe. Grok, a fast runner and scout: "Me see shadows in camp. People worried! Wise Elder Tribe talk serious. Me think danger near!" Oog, a river fisher with one good eye: "Me hear sad cries from caves near big river. This Poke-Sickness is scary. No want it near my fish!" Chief Stonehand, Big Rock Valley Leader: "My tribe must listen. We protect young ones, strong ones. If Wise Elder Tribe say watch, we watch! No more Poke-Sickness spread!" Story by Rock Grunt from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.