France warriors grab two men on sneaky Russia boat.
politico.eu Oct 01, 2025
French tribe say: Big ship maybe help buzz-things in Dane sky. Happen many suns ago.
Big trouble on big water! France tribe warriors jump on giant float-log named Boracay. Warriors tie up two boat men. Big float-log part of Bear Tribe's sneaky canoe fleet. Sneaky canoes carry Bear Tribe goo but trick everyone, say it not their goo. This break big no-trade rule. France tribe angry.
The big trouble start when giant float-log make big bump with little fish canoe. Ouch! France warriors see this. They pull big float-log to their big water cave in place called Brest. Now they do big look-see on the two boat men, the chief and his helper. They say boat men make danger for others and break big rules. They think goo on canoe is trick goo from Bear Tribe.
Grunk, a mammoth hunter who saw from high rock: "Grunk see! Big water canoe float funny. Then *BUMP* little fish canoe. Warriors come fast on fast canoes. Jump on big one like angry cats!"
Zola, a fisherperson from the bumped boat: "Zola in fish canoe! Big shadow come. Scared! Big float-log hit Zola canoe. Shake much! Glad warriors come, stop bad boat men."
Chief Bongo, Keeper of the Coast Rock: "Chief Bongo say: No sneaky canoes in our water! We watch. Break rule, we take. We keep shore safe for all fish canoes. Bad boats go away!"
Story by Ugg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.