Gaza talk... Vylan... trick... no work... unga bunga!

Big noise smash rock place! Bob Vylan, angry punks, make much yell at big Glastonbury fire-show. Many people clap, many people stomp. Bob Vylan sing about king bad, food small, life hard. They say young people angry, want change. Much like mammoth hunt go wrong, make everyone GRRRR! Before, Bob Vylan small noise. Now, Bob Vylan BIG noise. Some people say, "Too much yell!" Other people say, "Good yell! Me feel same!" Big fire-show make Bob Vylan big, like mammoth after good winter. Now everyone know Bob Vylan. Oog, mammoth hunter with one tusk missing: "Me see Bob Vylan jump high! Make ground shake! Good show!" Moog, fire keeper with singed eyebrows: "Music loud, make head hurt. But words true. Belly empty. Mammoth gone." Thorg, Head Caveman of Rock Watching: "Bob Vylan speak for young cavepeople. Must listen to angry yell, or more yell come later, much bigger!" Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.