Me want! Ugh. Big chief think like this. All time.

Big brain think make club hit ball same as make metal bird fly! Brain man, Matthew Purdy, say club hit, ball go. Metal bird fly, man go. Same same! Purdy say brain no see much different. Hit ball, ride bird. Both go. Purdy smart. Make think head hurt. Me no get it. Purdy say accept putt, accept plane. What putt? Is small animal? Eat putt? Plane big bird. No eat plane. Maybe Purdy hungry. Need mammoth steak. Then brain work good. Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me no like Purdy talk. Confuse Ooga. Make head itchy." Brog, rock polisher: "Purdy smart. Me like shiny rock. Shiny rock like metal bird. Maybe Purdy give me metal bird?" Chieftain Grognak, Leader of Rock Cave: "Purdy make interesting point. Need more mammoth steak to think on this." Story by Zug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.