Great Hair-Maker Man Go To Big Sky! Old Man George, Who Made Shiny Hair Magic, Sleep Forever.

Sad news rumble across land! Great Man-Chief George, old like many moons, no more with us. He made magic for hair, making it strong and shiny for many tribes. He go to big sky-home from his cave in Windy-Place village, say his kin. This sad news make many think. Man-Chief George taught how to make hair strong and look good, so tribe feel proud. His magic helped many feel good, standing tall in sun. Now, new ways must be found for shiny hair, or maybe old ways forgotten. ### Local Commentary Klarg, local berry picker, sad eyes: 'My hair, it felt like new fur with his magic-goop! Now what for shiny berries in my hair?' Zog, mighty mammoth hunter, grunt: 'I saw his hair-pots traded far and wide, even to other valleys. Many men want strong, clean hair, not just women.' Elder Oona, wise Elder of Sun Tribe, nod slowly: 'We honor Old George. His spirit joins star-people. We remember his ways and seek new shamans for hair-magic, so tribe stays strong and proud.' Story by Gronk from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.