Green Bay Smashers. (Or maybe Green Bay Tundra Beasts.)
Pride Of Detroit Sep 03, 2025
Packers! Ugh. Good, bad, new. Good: Throw rock far. Catch rock good. Run fast sometimes. Bad: Throw rock bad sometimes. Other cavemen smash hard. Ouch. New: New cavemen come. Old cavemen go. Maybe good. Maybe bad. Ugh. See what winter brings.
Big boom-boom men throw skin-ball, COLD TIME GONE! Small boom-boom men throw, then BIG boom-boom men throw. No more sleepy-time throw, no more little-throw, no more talk-talk who best. Now BIG FIGHT-TIME! Many suns, many moons, big boom-boom men hit, run, catch. Much yell, much cheer. Tribe pick best team, maybe win BIG shiny rock.
Big chief call "Quarterback" throw good. Big runner call "Runningback" run fast. Big hitter call "Linebacker" smash hard. All try get skin-ball to other side dirt. Big fun for all tribe!
Oog, strong spear thrower: "Me see fast runner! Zoom zoom!"
Brog, fire keeper: "Me like big hits! Bone crunch good!"
Rock Slab, Village Elder: "Good for young men hit each other. Make strong."
Story by Thog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
