Harbaugh no talk. Lamar ouch. Ugh.

NBC Sports Oct 02, 2025

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Lamar Jackson leg hurt. No play two, three week. Man say on Tuesday.


Big news from Raven Tribe cave. Fast runner Lamar has ouch-leg. Whisper on wind say Lamar’s run-muscle go snap. He no hunt for many, many suns. Maybe two-three moon-cycles. This bad for Raven Tribe hunt. Lamar run fast, throw rock good. Now, he sit in cave with hurt leg. But Raven Tribe Big Chief Harbaugh keep mouth shut. Other cavemen ask, “Lamar hunt tomorrow?” Big Chief Harbaugh just grunt. They ask, “Lamar hunt sun-by-sun?” Big Chief Harbaugh shake head, no talk. He not say how many suns Lamar gone. Big secret in Raven Tribe. All other tribes wonder what happen. Grok, a nearby fire-watcher: "Me see Lamar run. He fast like saber-tooth, then... Oof! He grab leg. He hop. Bad hop. Not good for hunt." Zola, a berry-gatherer: "Raven Tribe need Lamar! Who get food now? Big Chief Harbaugh need new plan or tribe go hungry. Me worried. Very worried." Chief Urk, Head of Hunter Council: "When strong hunter get ouch-leg, all tribes watch. Raven Tribe show if they strong or if they fall down. Hope leg heal fast. Good hunter good for all." Story by Oog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.