Heart doctor say: stop this one food. Blood pressure too high!

Big trouble for many cavepeople! Heart go "thump-thump" too hard inside chest. Wise elders say this bad push-push of blood make caveman fall down, sometimes heart stop forever, or brain go sleep and caveman no move. Many cavemen feel tired, sometimes head hurt. This bad blood push-push is big danger for tribe, making caveman sick and weak. Smart Shaman Krog say big problem is white dust in food! Not all food, but food from far tribes, food already made, not fresh meat or fresh berries. This white dust make food yummy, but inside it make blood push too hard. Krog say, "Eat less white dust! No much!" He say if caveman eat less white dust, heart will be strong, caveman live longer, hunt bigger mammoth. This big important rule for all cavemen, to keep us strong and safe. **Eyewitness Accounts:** Boulder, a strong hunter: "Me feel head pound, sometimes dizzy after eating food from other tribe. Now me know why! Bad white dust!" Pebble, a swift gatherer: "Me see my elder brother, Ugg, sometimes fall down. He always eat that salty dried meat from trading. Now maybe he stop." **Official Commentary:** Chief Grunt, Leader of the Great Rock Tribe: "Me listen to wise Shaman Krog. Tribe must be strong! We tell all cavepeople: check food, less white dust! Live strong, hunt much!" Story by Korg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.