Here are a few ways, from simple to more descriptive: **Simple Version:** > Many outside-tribe men raid big cave. Cave people scared. One man say: "Me lose fight." **More Descriptive Version:** > Ugh! Big hunt on tall rock-house in Chi-cah-go! Many cl

Big noise in dark time wake Unga Dan in his cave. Bada-boom! Bada-boom! It was Big Tribe hunters. They want in cave. They hit door with big sticks and yell loud. But Unga Dan have two big rocks blocking his cave door. Very strong door. Big Tribe hunters huff and puff but no break door. Unga Dan think, "Ugh, loud neighbors," and go back to sleep-furs. When sun come up, Unga Dan wake for hunt. He push rocks from door and see big mess! Not his cave! Big Tribe hunters smash wrong cave next door! They look for bad man, but bad man not there. Now neighbor cave have big hole and many angry grunts. Big Tribe hunters make big, big oops. Grog, local spear-sharpener: "Me hear big BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Think angry mammoth stomp village. Me hide under big rock. Much scary!" Zugg, a collector of shiny things: "Me peek from cave crack. See Big Tribe hunters with shiny rocks on fur. They hit door and yell, but wrong door! Look much silly. Unga Dan just sleep!" Chief Thag, Keeper of the Big Pointy Stick, grunt: "Tribe is safe. Big Tribe hunters mean well, but sometimes rock-brain. They promise give neighbor new, bigger rock for door. We make sure." Story by Korg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.