Here are a few ways, from simple to more detailed: **Simple:** Why Big Tribe stop work? Fight over ouchie-fix and new people. **A Little More:** Big Chief make government go sleep. Big talk-fight about who fix sick people, and what do with new tribe w

CBS News Oct 02, 2025

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Ugh. Red Tribe yell at Blue Tribe. Red Tribe say, "Blue Tribe want give free owie-fix to new people from far away! People no ask to come!" Blue Tribe say, "NO! NOT TRUE!"


Big news from Big Cave! Big Tribe stop work. Cave go dark, no one get shiny rocks. Why? Red-Paint Tribe leaders mad at Blue-River Tribe leaders. Red-Paint leaders grunt loud, say Blue-River Tribe want give free healing herbs to wanderer-folk who come from far away. They say, "Blue-River men want give fix-ouch magic to No-Invite-Folk! Not fair to our tribe!" But Blue-River Tribe leaders hit chest, say "No! Is big lie!" They say Red-Paint Tribe make up scary story to win argument. Blue-River men say they want help *some* wanderer-folk get herbs, but not all wanderer-folk. They say Red-Paint Tribe just make loud noise with pointy sticks. Now, Big Tribe cannot work until grunting stop. Whole valley wait to see who win big talk-fight. Grog, a mammoth hunter: "Me not care about talk-fight. Me care Big Tribe no give me new sharp rock for spear. How Grog hunt now? Big talk make my belly rumble." Uggal, a cave painter: "Me see Red-Paint Tribe leader and Blue-River Tribe leader throw mud at each other near big water hole. Much yelling. No one listen. Just throw mud. Bad for cave painting." Krunk, Keeper of the Big Fire: "This big noise bad for all. Big Tribe must work. Leaders must stop grunt-fight and make smoke signal for peace. If no work, winter come and all cave be cold. Krunk has spoken." Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.