HHS Ughs grunt. RFK Jr. BAD! Go away! Make people sick! Ugh!
CNN Sep 03, 2025
Many, many people (more than many hands can count) who work, or worked, for Big Health Tribe, make angry scratchings on rock. Rock say Kennedy Bad. Rock say Kennedy make sick tribe. Rock say Kennedy GO AWAY!
Big trouble at fire water place! Many fire water people angry at chief Robert Small Rock. Fire water people say Small Rock make bad talk, talk make people scared. Fire water people say Small Rock no listen to smart people, no believe fire hot. Fire water people say Small Rock no good for tribe. Many, many fire water people, more than thousand, write angry marks on rock, give to Small Rock. Want Small Rock go away.
Fire water people say Small Rock make sick people more sick. Say Small Rock make strong people weak. Say Small Rock no protect tribe. Fire water people want new chief, chief who listen, chief who strong. Big fight at fire water place. Tribe worry.
Oog, mammoth hunter with strong arm: "Me see Small Rock make bad talk! Small Rock scare tribe!"
Boga, berry picker with quick feet: "Me hear Small Rock no believe fire hot! Small Rock crazy!"
Thorg, Chief of Whispering Cave Council: "Small Rock must listen to tribe! Small Rock make bad choices, make tribe weak!"
Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
