Snead, club-hitter, kin of big Sam, gone to hunting grounds, age many moons.
Him know, never be big like Sam Snead. But him win eight big hunts, PGA. Then win four more old man hunts.
Big hunter, Arnold Palmer, gone to big hunting ground! Palmer, not as strong as Sam Snead, still good hunter. Win eight big hunts, then four more old hunter hunts. Palmer swing club good, many oogas watch. Palmer friendly, all oogas like.
Palmer no hunt now. Sad day. Many oogas remember Palmer. Big hunter make oogas happy.
Oog, fire-starter: "Me see Palmer hunt. Big swings! Me scared mammoth fall."
Thag, mammoth rider: "Palmer give Thag smile. Good oog."
Bor, Chief Elder: "Palmer bring many oogas together. Good for tribe. We miss him."
Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
