JBL make BIG BOOM BOX. NO CORD! PARTY LOUD!

Big boom-box make ear-drums go boom! JBL make new boom-box, biggest one ever! Bigger than Oog Jr.! Make much noise, much bass. Make cave party best party. Strong magic inside make boom-box sing for many hours, no fire needed. Have shiny lights, make cave look like sky fire! Boom-box make ground shake, mammoth scared. Good for hunt, scare mammoth into trap. Also good for dance, make all cavepeople happy. Chief say good for big feast, make everyone hear stories. Oogla, mammoth hunter: "Me hear boom-box from far away! Sound like angry mammoth, but happy angry mammoth!" Bor, rock painter: "Me see lights! Pretty lights make cave walls dance!" Thorg, wise elder of Cave Rock Tribe: "This boom-box good for tribe. Make party strong, make spirit strong." Story by Grog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.