Kentucky almost done big coach deal for Oregon man Will Stein.

Big news boom like thunder for Kentucky Tribe! Wise-men whisper Strong-Arm Stein from Far-West Tribe come be new Big Leader of Ball Game. Tribe elders make big deal, give him many skins and shiny rocks to lead hunters in the great rock-throwing and running game. Stein, known for smart plans with the throwing-stick, will now bring his mighty skills to our own tribe. Many cavepeople grunt with excitement, hoping for bigger hunts and more victories! Strong-Arm Stein take place of Stoops Who Was Here. Old leader Stoops told to go on sun-up day, two sleeps ago, say tribal council members. Many cavepeople not happy with Stoops, say he not win enough big hunts with the rock-ball. Now, a new strong leader steps in, bringing new hope for many wins and much celebration around the fire pit! Tribe look forward to seeing Stein's smarts on the big playing field. Grog, a local mammoth hunter: "Me see many cavepeople gather, point fingers at the sun. Then happy grunt when news come!" Loona, a swift river fisher: "Me hear drums start beating louder than normal. Sound like big joy for new chief!" Chief Thunk, Head of Tribal Council: "Strong-Arm Stein good choice. He make tribe strong for ball-rock game. We expect many victory dances!" Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.