LADY GAGA MAKE NEW SMALL HUMAN! BIG FIRE-NEWS!

Big news rumble through cave-valley! Lady Gaga, the woman with the loud-voice-magic, and her mate, Michael Polansky, now have tiny new cave-human. Page Six talk-rock confirms this new small-one has arrived! No shiny-details yet on small-one's name or day-birth, but it is here, a new life among us. This mean more hands for berry-picking, or maybe even small-hunter in many moons! Tribe now wonder if small-one will also sing loud-voice-magic, or perhaps be a fast-runner for the mammoth chase. This bringing of new life gives good spirit to the tribe, maybe a new happy song around fire circle tonight. ### Local Commentary Caveman Oog (local berry picker): "Ugh, me see shiny smoke from Gaga's cave! Good happy smoke for new life! More small feet to stomp berries for tribe!" Caveman Zog (mammoth hunter): "Me hear small cry, not like angry sabertooth, more like tiny happy squeak from Gaga's cave! Maybe good luck for big mammoth hunt next sun!" Elder Grunk (Wise Fire Keeper): "New life always good for tribe. Small-one is future. We must teach strong ways and respect fire-gods for this gift. Gather close!" Story by Thag from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.