Let It Die game. No big wire, play alone. Free fun, no pay. GungHo, Supertrick make now.
Big news rumble across valley! Big tribe GungHo and smart-hands Supertrick say-say! Soon, cavepeople can play DIE-DIE Rock-Game all alone! No need connect big smoke-signal fire to other caves, no need wait for sky spirit to give power. Just you, your own rock-game, and smash-smash! This make many happy who like quiet fight, no noisy cave-friends yelling.
They say this DIE-DIE Rock-Game has been play-play for many, many suns and moons. But now, special kind make-make for those who want smash-smash by themself. You pick up rock, hit ugly beasts, get shiny things, get stronger, hit more harder! All quiet, all alone. This mean more practice, more strong cave-person, less squabble over who turn it is on big game-rock. Good for cave-peace!
Ooga, a berry gatherer: "Me like new way! Sometimes me just want hit rock monster without listening to Grug big boast. Quiet smash good."
Thok, a young hunter-in-training: "Me always watch big hunters play. Now me can practice my own smash-smash when big hunters sleep! Me get strong for hunt!"
Chief Bork, Head of Valley Fun-Rocks: "This new alone-play idea very smart for tribe. Keep cave-youth busy, make them strong. Less fighting, more happy cave-grunt."
Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.